Tuesday, April 22, 2008

If ya want to see this guy naked....



...Then go ahead and see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Kristen said it best, "full frontal in the first five minutes" Yes full frontal, and as if the initial shocker wasn't enough they did it again and again, all at the very beginning of the movie. The part that made me feel so bad was that there was this 70 year old man in line trying to pick out a movie and he was asking me whats this movie , whats that movie. And I had no clue so I was like I don't know and then he said I want to see "Baby Mama" and I looked at my cousin Katie, because it wasn't on the board and since I made this my problem I needed assistance so she helped me, and explained to him that it wasn't out yet! Then he comes back up to me a minute later and said "I am so sorry, but what is "Forgetting" - because on the board they only show half the title.
I said "OOOOHHH, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, thats what we are seeing!" in my normally perky helping voice!
He asked "Yea is that a comedy" and I said "Yes"
So after a little time passes, and all of us Girls finally meet up for our monthly movie and dinner - and we walk into the theater I see him sitting there front and center - well into the first five minutes of the movie I was regretting my decision to be so helpful. I just encouraged a Senior Citizen to watch a movie that has probably had a tramatic effect on his life, ok I am so dramatic but I can at least guarantee it ruined his movie going experience! I fealt like a misguided youth, even at 31...
Well the movie was so strange like "Superbad" but even worse. At least I could laugh at "Superbad". This had its ok moments and then it disgusted me again and again and again. Sometimes I have to see these movies a few times before I get the laughs, but If I don't ever see this again it will be ok with me!
There was only one part of the movie that had me in stitches (thats an over exageration for my giggle) and I can't even believe I remember it! I can't believe I am even going to share but this dorky newlywed character said" If God was a City Planner he wouldn't build a Playground next to the sewage dump" ahhhhh words to live by! LOL!!! - and that was the only real laugh that "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" got out of me!

6 comments:

GESSYBELL said...

LMAO - I am cracking up!! Only something like that would happen to YOU!!

Jeff said...

I love it. That old dood has probably seen worse! There's probably nothing left out there to shock him anymore. Ha That's going to be me when I'm old. Going to the movies by myself. He's my idol.

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Kristen said...

What's with the weird comment above me??

Anyway, Dana! It wasn't that bad. I actually really liked it! The full frontal was not that horrible either! It's just a penis... no need to be afraid!

And my fav part of the movie is when the religious dorky guy said, "God put our mouth on our face for a reason!!!" I still laugh at that!

Dana... you're too funny!

Daily dose of Dana said...

OH KRISTEN THERE WAS JUST WIERDNESS FOR ME, AND P**** IS GROSS!!!! LOL!!!! I JUST WASN'T EXPECTING IT AND ALL I COULD THINK IN MY HEAD WAS "WHEN DID THEY START DOING THAT?" B/C ITS NOT SOMETHING YOU SEE IN THE MOVIES USUALLY! BILLY SAID IT WAS A CHICK FLICK AND I ASSURED HIM ITS NOT A CHICK FLICK ITS DEF. THE OPPOSSITE A D- FLICK! I THINK THE DORKY GUY WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AND I IDENTIFIED WITH HIM THE MOST !!! LOL!

Jeff said...

Ok so I got an email today on one of my old blogs. It's the one where I'm bitching about girls and how stupid they are. I got a comment on it from someone telling me to say the name of the girl b/c that makes it seem like they're stupid b/c they're a girl. So I go on their profile and they're 14! So I commented on their blog and said, "Well you're a girl. So that means you're stupid. You were doomed from the beginning. My blog says, 'Girls are stupid. Every one of them.' That means every girl ever."